Dragon Ball - Return From Zuno's

"If only you were ten to fifteen years younger." WHAM!

"Oh wise master! Can you please look at the Earth woman behind me and tell me her chest measurements?" WHAM!

Twice now the Galactic Patrolman Jaco had insulted Bulma on both their way to meet Master Zuno and in his presence and twice he has received beatings most deserved. When Bulma put the blame on him for wasting their questions, Jaco fired back and uttered his worst insult yet. 

"You're brain's getting as saggy as your boobs..."

Jaco realized his grave mistake as he saw the looming shadow of the now furious Bulma, rearing her fist to deliver him another well-deserved pounding. However, there will be no "third time's the charm" today. He was still a "super elite" after all and with some quick thinking, dodged Bulma's attack, rolling to one of the ship's compartments to withdraw a roll of patented Super Galactic Tape. With super elite speed and precision, Jaco used the sticky tape to pin Bulma down to her chair, rendering her incapable of giving him another beating. However, she was still very proficient at yelling up a storm so Jaco decided to move her bandana a little further up to solve the problem. Breathing a sigh of relief now that the Earth woman would bring him no harm, Jaco whistled a tune while Bulma muffledly grunted and groaned to be freed from behind. It was then Jaco remembered something that a certain Saiyan had said to him.

"Don't try any funny business with my wife!"

Jaco had laughed it off before but if he were to come back with Bulma as she was...perhaps Galactic Patrol Headquarters would be destroyed after all. Sweating bullets, Jaco looked back at the still fuming Bulma, pondered whether or not the thorough beating would be preferable to Vegeta going on a galactic rampage. Decisions, decisions.

                                                                                                                                                                                                            

Hey deviantart, yet another upload for you all to enjoy, courtesy of the generous and talented Rinazurie, who was generous enough to draw for me an idea I've long had involving Bulma, one of my favorite characters ever in a funny what-if scenario based on episode thirty-one of Dragon Ball Super. I hope you all enjoy it as I do~! Till next time everyone~!